Yo Momma so stupid, she tried committing suicide by jumping out a window in the basement.

Yo Momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Yo momma so nasty when i asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

Yo Momma so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo Momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Momma so ugly, her birth certificate came with an apology letter from a condom factory.

Yo Momma so ugly, even Bob the Builder said, ''Holy f*ck! We can't fix that!''

Yo Momma so ugly, Santa came down the chimney and said "Ho! Ho! Holy sh*t!"

Yo Momma so fat, even Dora cant explore her.

Why is Jamie suck a fat asshole? HE WAS ADOPTED