Boy: What does the fox say?
Girl: Go-go-go-go f*ck yourself, in the-in the f*cking corner
And leave me the f*ck alone. That's what the fox say! -_-

A boy saw his mum and dad having sex and they told him they were making sandwiches. The next morning the boy says to his parents 'You made a mess with the mayo !!!'

*Insert Sexual Intercourse Joke*

You: do you like tapes and CD's?

Friend: ya why?

You: good because you're going to CD's nuts when I tape my dick to your face!

Whats big hard and throbbing?
my head after "that kind" of party but which one? ;)

The catholic church teaches to swallow before you chew. george margevicious learned this the hard way.

I wanna tell you a vagina joke but u would never get it.

i went to the doctors today for my annual check up, and as the doctor is foreign i can't understand him talking so i take the missus with me, and the doctor says i want a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.... i said to the missus what did he say..... she said just show him your pants...........

From now on, instead of saying "you're welcome". I'm gonna start saying "you're whalecum".

Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
It's because their balls afall over their butt-hole, which causes a vapor lock