What grows in your hands when u hold it ? This Dicckkkk

Never ever ever push a Scottish man down.

Especially when it's at a Scottish ceremony.

theres a threesome going on and theres a girl in the back boy in the middle and a girl in the front what is the girl in the back doing

boy: hey D is calling you

girl: D who?

boy: D's nuts

a baby sitter was baby siting a little girl and the little girl asked the baby sitter if she could take a shower with him the baby sitter said no the girl sayed but its my birthday please. the baby sitter said ok fine they took a showed and the little girl looked down and asked what is that the baby sitter said my monster
later that night the baby sitter feel asleep and woke up in the hospital and asked what happed and she said I was petting your monster and it bit me so I bite its head off

Why were the tampons hiding behind the school hall? They were bunking a period

Guy- hey wanna play house? cuz u could be the door and ill slam ya

So, a kid happens to see his mom naked and asks, pointing to her vagina, "What is that?" The mom replies, "That is my house." She responds. A little while later the kid sees his dad naked and asks the same question. "Well, son, that is the Big Bad Wolf," responds the dad. Some time goes bye and the kid goes into his parents bedroom, while they are amidst sex. "Hey mom," pipes the kid, "watch out! I think the Big Bad Wolf just walked into your house and shot the piggie!"

why being black is so hard?
well, being black is so long and thick too... why don't you complain about that?

The 85 year old man goes to the doctor's do get a check up, the doc says that he needs a sperm count and sends an empty jar home with the man. The next day, he comes back with an empty jar. When the doc asked what happened, the man said;
i tried with my right and left hand, my wife tried with left and right, her mouth, teeth in and teeth out, we asked the neighbor to help, she tried with her mouth, both of her hands, she put it in between her legs, in her arms, and with her her feet. The doctor asked in a surprised voice, "You asked your neighbor? What happened?" The old man said, "We couldn't get the damn jar open."

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