Boy: Wanna hear a story about my dick, wait, it's too long.(:
Girl: Wanna hear a story about my pussy, wait, you'll never get it.
Boy: Bitch... -__-
Girl: (:

Roses are tits
Violets are tits
I like tits
Tits?

What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
Single.

girl:wats up

boy:the sky

girl:reallyy

boy:nope my dick

Whats green and smells of pork ?........... kermits fingers

Middle schoolers 10 years ago: the wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round.



Middle schoolers now: me dick in her pussey goes in and out. In and out.

Which organ in the female body remains warm after death? My cock.

what do gay guys and boats have in common?

a but load of see men!

Why was the snooker table laughing? Because a man put his hand down its pocket and tickled its balls!

I know a gay couple that says that they hate using condoms because, when they do, they can't feel shit.