Girl: Those f**king mosquitoes won't stop eating me up!
Boy: Well, tell them to let me have a turn.
Girl: What?
Boy: What?

Boy: Did that hurt?
Girl: What?
Boy: When you fell off your whore tree and banged every guy on your way down?

As I was running my fingers through my hair, I thought to myself... I really need to shave my ass.

Q: What did one saggy titti tell to another saggy titti?
A: If we don't get help, people are going to think we're nuts.

Today I got beaten by a woman. I was in the elevator when that busty thing got in. I was staring at her tits, when she said, would you please press 1? I did. I don't know why I got beaten afterwards.

Girl: How much do you love me?

Boy: E,F,G,H,I,J,K

Girl: What does that mean?

Boy: Entertaining, Gorgeous, Hot, Intelligent

Girl: What does J, K, mean?

Boy: Just Kidding Bitch!

Girl: -_-

That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer.
Killer: "Turn down that dark road down there."
Rapist: "I was planning on it..."

Is 'Pussylips' one word, or should I spread them apart?

A husband and wife are trying to setup a new password for there computer. The husband puts "mypenis" and the wife starts laghing because the computer says "ERROR: NOT LONG ENOUGH"

It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman... it doesn't matter if its Visa or Mastercard.