Your certficet is a sorry letter from the condom factorie

Me:You know why girls turn lesbian?
Guy:why
Me:cause of guys like you

Depressed? Keep your chin up! Because when u have it down it makes it look like u have 2 of them and its pretty gross.

If I wanted my comeback, I'd wipe it off your mum's mouth

whats the difference between your momma and a bench ? a bench can support a family

Bully: Shut up
Me: No, i dont shutup, i grow up and when i look at you i THROW UP!

Bitch you got more tracks than a railroad

When somone messes with me during class.
Me:I need to throw this in the trash*takes a Balled up paper and throw it at that someone*
Class:oooooooohhhhhhh

-Someone says something about you or boring
-You, Say it to my butt because its the only thing that gives a crap.

"Nice hair."
"Thanks, I grew it myself."