Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:09 in Comebacks  Favorites
Guy 1: The world is doomed!
Guy 2: No, it was doomed on your birthday.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:08 in Comebacks  Favorites
Your friend: Stop fat b*tch

Me: thats what your mom called my dick
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:07 in Comebacks  Favorites
Guy: Omg he is soo gay
Me: You wish he was
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:06 in Comebacks  Favorites
Boy: Hey can I call my mom from your phone? Me: Sure yeah! Just press redial.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:05 in Comebacks  Favorites
What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:03 in Comebacks  Favorites
I thought I was ugly,until I saw your mom
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:03 in Comebacks  Favorites
Your family is so poor, you all Instagram the same plate of food.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:02 in Comebacks  Favorites
Kid: (really has too pee)

Kid: can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: no

Kid: I WILL PISS ON YOUR DESK
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:00 in Comebacks  Favorites
Annoying Kid: your gay
You: Please, I'm straighter than your mama's stripping pole
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:59 in Comebacks  Favorites
A person:Everyone thinks you are weird
Me:Bitch,i'm unique
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