Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:13 in Short  Favorites
I got pulled over by a sheriff today.

I noticed the cop was a woman, so I decided to take a chance and started to pull out my 9 millimeter.

But that just got me arrested for indecent exposure.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:12 in Short  Favorites
Mom- Hey what does idk and ttly mean?
Son *I don't know* * Talk to you later*. Mom- No one does! I'll go ask your sister.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:11 in Short  Favorites
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road.

Guy 2:To get to that asshole's house

Guy 2: knock knock

Guy 1: Who's there

Guy 2: The chicken
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:10 in Short  Favorites
Twinkle twinkle little whore you're at school not jorsey shore.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:10 in Short  Favorites
I never let my best friend do stupid things … alone.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:09 in Short  Favorites
Is there by any chance of you being Athletic??
Yeah, I Surf the Web.....
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:08 in Short  Favorites
Dear Algebra,
Please stop making us find your X.
And we don't know Y either.
Sincerely,
High School Students
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:07 in Short  Favorites
Man: Dear do you know that exams are like women? Woman: How funny? Man: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:07 in Short  Favorites
Girl: "I wanna give you the best blowjob of all time!"

Me: "Really?"

Girl: "April fogwrhbrfv..."
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:06 in Short  Favorites
It's great to finally be 16 ... jobs ... cars ... and blowing your money on Girlfriends.
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