girl: do you have a naughty side?
boy: sometimes i dont do my homework....on purpose! SO HARDCORE!
You actually look good today!! Did you photoshop your face or something?
It's okay Emo kids; Pokemon hurt themselves in their confusion too.
A person: Why don't Homeless people play baseball? Homless person: Cuz they dont know where home is.
My scarecrow just won an award. He was outstanding in his field.
*goes online shopping*
*puts everything i want in a cart*
*checks subtotal*
*laughs and closes tab*
Whats an epileptics favorite meal?
Seizure salad.
Instagram now permits video uploads. So now you can not only upload a picture of your food, but a video of it going into your mouth.
Teacher: How far have you gone with your homework
Lil Johnny: About ten kilometers Sir. I went home and came back with it.
Daddy, I hate mommy's guts.
Just eat what you can son.