Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:02:45 in Short  Favorites
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke?

Son: Yeah!

Dad: Pussy.

Son: I dont get it.

Dad: Exactly...
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:02:44 in Short  Favorites
Dad: Say daddy!

Baby: Mommy!

Dad: Come on, say daddy!

Baby: Mommy!

Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!

Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!

Mom: Honey, I'm home!

Baby: F*ck you!

Mom: Who taught you that?

Baby: Daddy!

Dad: Son of a b*tch.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:02:44 in Short  Favorites
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:02:43 in Short  Favorites
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:00:50 in Redneck  Favorites
The joke below is lame.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:00:50 in Redneck  Favorites
How do you get away from a redneck. Take a hard right
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:00:49 in Redneck  Favorites
You might be a redneck if you have ever fallen asleep in a waffle house
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:00:49 in Redneck  Favorites
you might be a redneck if you ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:00:47 in Redneck  Favorites
MAN: I'm so sorry the marriage didn't work out.
WOMAN: It's okay, we can still be cousins.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:00:46 in Redneck  Favorites
I don't know about you guys, but girls that wear pink camo piss me off. What you huntin' child? Flamingos?
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