Do you know why Orange is the official color of the University of Tennessee?



So they can hunt on Saturday, go to the game Sunday, and pick up trash along the roads on Monday.

If your buddy says that he ran over a coon with this truck on the way over and you think good that's one less black person in the world, you might be a redneck.

How do rednecks get circumcised?



Kicking the sister in the jaw

What is a rednecks best friend last words? I can do that

You might be a redneck if you set up a lawn chair next to a highway and cheer

My girlfriend and I broke up... she said we could still be cousins though.

If a married couple in Virginia get divorced, are they still cousins?

You know you're a redneck if you're Christmas lights are inside of empty shot gun shells

What do you tell a girl with a black eye?

Nothing you already told her once

two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking his balls, one said i wish i could do that!! the other said, you dumbass he would bite you!