Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Cause theres too many Cheetahs!

What's red and green and goes at 100mph?

A frog in a blender

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her

I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.

Which day do chickens hate the most?
Friday

Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?

Yo mama's like a bowling ball shes picked up fingered and then thrown in a gutter

Animals are lucky, they f*ck where they want with out going to jail.

Ladies... You can't wear animal print and be bigger than the animal.

I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.