Ladies... You can't wear animal print and be bigger than the animal.

I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute
for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick

Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?

A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!

What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him.....GET AWAY FROM MY NUTS

What is the cheapest meat you can buy?

Deer balls. There under a buck.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.