What's does a slut and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They swallow alot of semen

What did the vagina say to the penis.



So do you cum here often

If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the f*ck up

What's the difference between my dick and a flower? Nothing, their both for your mom.

Girl: What's up?!

Boy: I'll tell you whats up if you sit on it

Next time you're having sex with your significant other, stop right in the middle of it.When she asks what you're doing say, "Shhh...I saw this in a porno once. It's called buffering."

Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Oohhhhh...*slaps knee*..

One sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. This means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in 3 seconds... and you thought 4G was fast.

New STD called "feelings", Don't catch that shit.

I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina has been used more than Google.