what type of pussy does a priest get?

nun

I'm not racist, being racist is a crime, and crime's are for black people.

What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.

If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

god made everyone different he got tired when he made china

Whats black on top and white on the bottom?

Rape

How do Chinese people name their kids?

Throw a spoon down the stairs.

CHING CHANG CHONG TING

Whats the difference between a mexican and a printer?

A printer has its papers.

Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!