What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

Virgin mobile.

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower
the other 2% have never been to prison

The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.

Once you go asian you never miss an equation

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?

Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.

When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?

Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?

The Cop

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because TV are getting bigger