Yo mama so stupid,she brought a lipstick
To a makeup test.

Yo Momma is so fat that her photos are clicked from a satellite.

Yo Mamma so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put sheets on the pacific ocean.

Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a park car

Yo mommas so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon.

Yo mamma so fat when she went out side in a yellow rain jacket and the kids yelled the school bus is here

Yo Momma so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck!

yo momma so fat she could fit king kong under her ass

Yo momma so fat she makes Free Willy look like a goldfish

Yo Mamma is so fat, when she wen't in the elevator she press Up it wen't down!