Your momma so dumb she climbed up a glass wall to see whts on the other side.

Yo'mama so ugly she gave Fredy Krueger nightmares.

yo momma so ugly that she scare blind people

yo momma so poor she uses cheerios for earings

Yo Momma is so black, she used to get marked absent in Night School.

Your momma's so fat she comes from both sides of the family

yo momma so stupid she puts a ruler in her bed to see how long she sleeps

Yo momma so stupid, she traded her car for gasoline money.

Yo momma is like a tv even a 2 year old can turn her on

Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a ipod it turned into a ipad.