Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo Momma so fat she got more crack than a drug dealer

Yo momma so stupid she
stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn

yo mama so white she makes casper look black

yo momma is so old she left her purse on noahs arc

Yo Momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away!

Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo mommas so ugly that when you play Mortal Kombat scorpion says stay over there.