Yo momma so fat when someone told her it was chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl

yo momma's so ugly she gave slenderman nightmares

yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror bloody mary ask her if she wanted a job

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Yo Momma so ugly Even barney didn't say I love You

Yo mama so hairy,she has afros on her nipples

yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Yo mamma is just like a mosquito; you have to slap her so she stops sucking