Yo momma so stupid, she tried climbing mountain dew

Yo mama so fat she needs 5hr energy to sit

Yo mama is so stupid!!!! she yelled into a envelope bcuz she was trying to send a VOICEMAIL...

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high

Yo Momma stupid she thought cracker barrel was an insane asylum for white people

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."

Yo Momma like a pool table, she takes in balls of every color.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans