Yo mama so dumb she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

yo moma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for ten pounds of crack.

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo mommy's so fat that they had to use google earth to take her photo

your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"