Yo Momma so dumb, she tried to return a doughnut that had a hole in it.

Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo Momma is so fat, when she stepped onto to a scale it said, "ONE PERSON AT TIME PLEASE!"

Yo mammas just like a video game...

Rated E for everyone.

yo momma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!

Yo mommas so ugly at the strip club she got paid to keep her clothes on

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list

Yo momma so fat, she broke the branch in her family tree!