Yo mama so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"

Yo Mommas breath is so bad i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection.

yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.

Yo Momma be a bowling ball; She be round and heavy, gets three fingers stuck into her, and be thrown in the gutter, but she just comes rolling back fo' more.

Yo mama so damn fat... i pictured her in my head and the b*tch broke my neck

Yo mamma so old, we told her to act her age and she died.

Yo Momma so fat, when she falls off the bed, she's falling off both sides at the same time.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.