Yo Momma so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for two hours because it said 'concentrate'.

Yo Momma so ugly, she made a happy meal frown.

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo Momma so poor, the ducks start to throw bread at her.

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried committing suicide by jumping out a window in the basement.

Yo Momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Yo momma so nasty when i asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

Yo Momma so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo Momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Momma so ugly, her birth certificate came with an apology letter from a condom factory.