Text from my mom: Can you turn on the oven? My answer:...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:12:53 in Comebacks Favorites
Text from my mom: Can you turn on the oven?
My answer: I've done everything I can, the oven just simply does not find me sexually attractive.
My answer: I've done everything I can, the oven just simply does not find me sexually attractive.
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My friend:haha you failed Me:so did your dads condom
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:13:02 in Comebacks Favorites
My friend:haha you failed
Me:so did your dads condom
Me:so did your dads condom
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Random kid: Dafak ya lookin' at!? I'ma fak ya an' yo...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:13:11 in Comebacks Favorites
Random kid: Dafak ya lookin' at!? I'ma fak ya an' yo peeps!
Me: Stand back, I'm gonna try to communicate with it.
Me: Stand back, I'm gonna try to communicate with it.
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