Don't worry, shit happens. I mean, look at you!
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Dad: ”Excuse me waitress, I ordered this filet...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:10 in Short Favorites
Dad: ”Excuse me waitress, I ordered this filet medium-rare and this is clearly a peanut butter and jelly”
Mom: ”Did you just call me waitress?”
Mom: ”Did you just call me waitress?”
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Q.What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine.
A. With a porcupine the pricks on the outside.
A. With a porcupine the pricks on the outside.
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Old days: "Mom I'm hungry"."Ok sweetheart I'll go make...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:26 in Short Favorites
Old days: "Mom I'm hungry"."Ok sweetheart I'll go make some porridge"
Now: "Mom I'm hungry". "Go heat up a f*ckin hot pocket then lazyass"
Now: "Mom I'm hungry". "Go heat up a f*ckin hot pocket then lazyass"
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