why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
How do you make a clown stop smiling? You throw an axe at his face.
As I was running my fingers through my hair, I thought to myself... I really need to shave my ass.
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing