There was a person sitting on the park bench.Some kids ran past and called him a motherf*cker.He didn't know what it was so he went he and asked his mother.His mother was startled so she said it means guests or friends.The next day some people said he was a pussy.Again he asked his mother and she said it was food.A few days later he heard a conversation and some said"having sex."He asked his mum and she said getting ready.His girlfriend and her paremts came and he told them"hello motherf*ckers,pussy is on the the table.Mm and dad are having sex.

Whats green and smells of pork ?........... kermits fingers

I heard you like Mickey D so i put on mouse ears.