one day, wife asked her husband who many girls slept with you..husband replied -'no one' all girls were awake with me full night..you are the one who slept wid me every night...;)
Boy: Wanna hear a story about my dick, wait, it's too long.(: Girl: Wanna hear a story about my pussy, wait, you'll never get it. Boy: Bitch... -__- Girl: (: