Maybe I act like I don't care but, deep down inside.. I...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:11 in Comebacks Favorites
Maybe I act like I don't care but, deep down inside.. I still don't give a f*ck.
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Daughter: "Dad, a kid at school called me a...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:22 in Comebacks Favorites
Daughter: "Dad, a kid at school called me a lesbian."
Dad: "Smack her in the mouth and kick her in the vagina."
Daughter: "But dad she is cute."
Dad: ...
Dad: "Smack her in the mouth and kick her in the vagina."
Daughter: "But dad she is cute."
Dad: ...
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Mom: Make your bed, Monica! Me: Why I have to make it...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:15:31 in Comebacks Favorites
Mom: Make your bed, Monica!
Me: Why I have to make it if Im going to sleep in it again?
Mom: Why do I feed you If I know your just going to die?
Me: Good point. Lesson Learned.
Me: Why I have to make it if Im going to sleep in it again?
Mom: Why do I feed you If I know your just going to die?
Me: Good point. Lesson Learned.
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