What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt
Afro turf

How dora got into the united states
Through the desert
Across the boarder
And to the white van

A trucker is hired to deliver a bunch of generic black bowling balls to the new bowling alley across town. As hes driving, a deer runs out in front of his truck and he swerves and tips the truck, and his cargo goes flying everywhere. He jumps out of the truck and begins trying to gather up the bowling bowls. He notices that an old woman has run out of her house with a baseball bat and is beating the bowling balls with it. He runs over to her an yells, "what do you think you're doin' lady???" and she screams in distress, "I'm breaking them before they hatch."