The real reason women will never be the ones to propose:
As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.

5 boys were playing football. 4 of them notices that the other one wasn't very good, so they asked him,

"Why are you not good at sport? Boys are meant to be really sporty"
The boy answered,

"Well I am really a girl but I had a sex change"

The first boy asked her,
"What was the most painful part? Was it when they sewed a dick on you?" In which she replied no.

The second boy asked her,
"Was it when they chopped your boobs off?" In which she again replied no.

The third boy asked her,
"Was it when they pumped your muscles up" She still replied no.

The fourth boy asked her,
"Then what WAS the most painful part?"

The girl smiled innocently and said,

"When they cut my brain in half"

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A kid walks in on his dad f*cking is mom, he goes into his grandmothers room, his dad walks in, "Son, what the hell are you doing?!" "You were f*cking my mom, now I'm f*cking yours!"

I would kick you straight in the vagina...

If I wasn't afraid of losing my shoe.

I hate it when pop ups say Do u want to play poker with professionals No I want to play with a spastic and hopefully a dimentid Llama