girl: mom is it true that a baby comes out from the place the guy puts in his cock?
mom: yes honey
Girl: OMG so you mean my baby will come out of my mouth???
Dimes are silver,
Nickels are brass,
Why does your face,
Look like your ass?
Me: If I washed my dick would you suck it?
Her: NO!
Me: You dirty cock sucker
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.