Don’t you hate it when you’re typing something and you’re thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were titties.

What's the difference between a priest and pimples? Pimples wait until your atleast 14 before they cum on your face

My mom bought cheap toilet paper. Bad decision.
Now we got a real mess on our hands.

Sure Mexico, you may have temporarily stolen our crown as fattest country... but just wait until the Twinkies come back!