New STD called "feelings", Don't catch that shit.
What's red and breaks your teeth?
-A brick!
What's does a slut and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They swallow alot of semen
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A jew doesn't scream when it's in the oven.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick up your ass.