A few more months without getting laid and you should be...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:13:58 in Comebacks Favorites
A few more months without getting laid and you should be eligible for employment at Gamestop.
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Officer : - "Please step out of the vehicle sir." Me :...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:14:09 in Comebacks Favorites
Officer : - "Please step out of the vehicle sir."
Me : - "Nah, you're all right I'm too drunk, you come in.
Me : - "Nah, you're all right I'm too drunk, you come in.
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Teacher:Why didn't you do your homework? Student: I was...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:14:19 in Comebacks Favorites
Teacher:Why didn't you do your homework?
Student: I was busy last night.
Teacher: What were you doing?
Student: Well I had soccer practice until 7:30, then i had to eat dinner with my family. I then went to bed.
Popular kid: So you went to bed early! BABY, BABY!
Student: Well, I didn't go to bed by myself.
Student: I was busy last night.
Teacher: What were you doing?
Student: Well I had soccer practice until 7:30, then i had to eat dinner with my family. I then went to bed.
Popular kid: So you went to bed early! BABY, BABY!
Student: Well, I didn't go to bed by myself.
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