Teacher: Why are there rings on Saturn? Kid: Because...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:14:30 in Comebacks Favorites
Teacher: Why are there rings on Saturn?
Kid: Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Teacher: Saturn was not a single lady.
Kid: Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Teacher: Saturn was not a single lady.
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Eirn: haha your dads gay Me: F**k off Eirn: you...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:14:43 in Comebacks Favorites
Eirn: haha your dads gay
Me: F**k off
Eirn: you take it up the ass by your dady
Me: Hay your like a squirrel the only thing you care about is how much nuts you can fit in your mouth at ounce.
Me: F**k off
Eirn: you take it up the ass by your dady
Me: Hay your like a squirrel the only thing you care about is how much nuts you can fit in your mouth at ounce.
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Teacher: Ok class, whats your favorite element? Me:...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:14:52 in Comebacks Favorites
Teacher: Ok class, whats your favorite element?
Me: THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!
*karate chops her to the floor*
Me: THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!
*karate chops her to the floor*
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