Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:08:23 in One Liners Favorites
Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
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A big shout out to sidewalks... Thanks for keeping me...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:08:31 in One Liners Favorites
A big shout out to sidewalks... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
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He doesn't let his disability affect his outlook on life
Uploaded on 2015.01.17 10:11:20 in Funny Favorites
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:08:39 in One Liners Favorites
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond but by the end you wish u had a club and a spade.
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