A man gets his wallet and walks to the fornt door, his wife sees him and calls,
"baby where are you going?" he replies,
"a strip club with my mates"
she replies
"but baby I can strip for you for free"
he replies
"ok then" the husband goes on his phone and begins texting.
wife says,
"so are you telling them you aren't coming?"
He shakes his head and replies
"no I am bringing them over here"

their was four women right? and they all had a counsling session together. it was a class for addictions. so the coulsler guy turns to the group. " ok all of your addictions reflect in the name of your child." he looks at the first lady... your addicted to money theirfor your doughters name is penny. he turns to the second one. your addicted to food, and so your doughers name is kandi, he turns to the third one, and your adicted to meth, and ur doughters name is cristal, then he turns to the fourth women, and before he could say a word the lady stands up and says stop. then she grabs her sons hand and begins to leave... "c'mon dick were leaving".