Twinkle Twinkle little whore
Close your legs your not a door
Your gonna catch an STD
Your only wanted cause your free
Twinkle Twinkle little whore Your cheaper than the dollar store

A belgium, A dutchman and A frenchman are walking in the jungle.
They found two cannibals.
The cannibles said they had to do what they say.
They said to go get a 1000 fruits of 1 kind.
The frenchman had a 1000 blue berries.
The dutchman had 1000 pea's.
The belgium was still getting fruits.
The cannibals said they had to stuff those 1000 fruits up there ass.
At the 999 fruit the dutchman had to laugh.
Thw cannibals ater the dutchman.
(In heaven)
God: why did you laugh?
Dutchman: because i saw the belgium come with 1000 melons

A vagina is like the weather, when it's wet it's time to go inside.

3 friends are stranded in an island. Then a genie appears and gives them all 1 wish. The first man wants to go him and he did. The second did also the same thing, and also went home. The third man said he was lonely and asked if his friends can come back.

A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still f*cking!"