How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:06:46 in Short Favorites
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
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Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:08:23 in One Liners Favorites
Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.
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A big shout out to sidewalks... Thanks for keeping me...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:08:31 in One Liners Favorites
A big shout out to sidewalks... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
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