Sometimes you just have to improvise when redecorating.
Uploaded on 2015.01.12 02:49:50 in Funny Favorites
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Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number? Girl: No, I...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:03:05 in Short Favorites
Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Boy: But I'm gay, can I have the number now?
Girl: Oh, okay! Here's the number.
Boy: Thanks, I'm not really gay. Ha!
Girl: That's my boyfriends number.
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Boy: But I'm gay, can I have the number now?
Girl: Oh, okay! Here's the number.
Boy: Thanks, I'm not really gay. Ha!
Girl: That's my boyfriends number.
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Yesterday, I got high and went to Olive Garden....
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:03:11 in Short Favorites
Yesterday, I got high and went to Olive Garden.
Waitress: Would you like soup or salad?
Me: What the f*ck is a super salad?
Waitress: Would you like soup or salad?
Me: What the f*ck is a super salad?
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