Loser:Have you seen the movie Gay Boy Say No?
You:Im looking at it!
Class:Oooooohhh

I would call you a jackass but donkeys might find that offensive.

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. So I used ice cream.
Interviewer: You task risks. We like that. Your hired.