Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy2: Don't know.... why?
Guy1: to get to the gay guys house....
Guy2: ? ........
Guy1: knock knock
Guy2: who's there?
Guy1: chicken!
Guy2: f*ck you!
I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
Me. How do you celebrate Columbus Day?
Friend. How?
Me. You walk into someone's home and say you live there.
Me; what are the 3 most used in america??
Friend; I Love You??
Me; no... Made in China