As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."



She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"



A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Son: "Hey Mom"

Mom: " What?"

Son: "I like dick"

Mom: "WHAT?!?!?!?!"

Son: "Oh im sorry, i mean Rick"

Mom: "He does have a good dick"

girl: mom is it true that a baby comes out from the place the guy puts in his cock?
mom: yes honey
Girl: OMG so you mean my baby will come out of my mouth???

Dimes are silver,
Nickels are brass,
Why does your face,
Look like your ass?

Me: If I washed my dick would you suck it?

Her: NO!

Me: You dirty cock sucker

What’s green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.