I hate auto correct; accidentally sent my grandmother a text saying "sex tomorrow?" I meant today...

What does KFC and sex have in common? once you have finished with the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in!

sir: (to a girl) "what is the human body part that is usefull whan straight?"
girl: "O.o!"
sir: (to a boy) "you tell it"
boy: "spine sir!"
sir: "very good.. now i know what you were thinking girl!"