Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!

There were some guys sailing through the ocean. One day the guy in the crows nest yelled down. "Captain 10 ships on the horizon!" The captain says "Bring me my red shirt!" so he puts on his red shirt and the battle ensues. No one gets hurt and they win. The guy from the crows nest asks "Captain why did you want you red shirt?" the captain says " If i get shot you will not see the blood and you will fight on and when!" the guy says "OK cool." two weeks pass by and the guy in the crows nest says " captain 40 ships on the horizon!" the captain say " Bring me my brown pants!"

Twinkle Twinkle little whore
Close your legs your not a door
Your gonna catch an STD
Your only wanted cause your free
Twinkle Twinkle little whore Your cheaper than the dollar store

A belgium, A dutchman and A frenchman are walking in the jungle.
They found two cannibals.
The cannibles said they had to do what they say.
They said to go get a 1000 fruits of 1 kind.
The frenchman had a 1000 blue berries.
The dutchman had 1000 pea's.
The belgium was still getting fruits.
The cannibals said they had to stuff those 1000 fruits up there ass.
At the 999 fruit the dutchman had to laugh.
Thw cannibals ater the dutchman.
(In heaven)
God: why did you laugh?
Dutchman: because i saw the belgium come with 1000 melons