If I wanted my comeback, I'd wipe it off your mum's mouth
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:42 in Comebacks Favorites
If I wanted my comeback, I'd wipe it off your mum's mouth
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*texting a friend* Me: Hey what's up? Friend: NOthiNg...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:16:52 in Comebacks Favorites
*texting a friend*
Me: Hey what's up?
Friend: NOthiNg MucH.
Me: Um, ok. Did you hear about the new kid?
Friend: YeAH hE's iN mY sEcoND HoUr.
Me: dude, I think your cap locks is having a seizure.
Friend: nO iT'S nOt.
Me: Check again, and this time actually look at your phone, not your dick. It's never gonna grow long enough.
Me: Hey what's up?
Friend: NOthiNg MucH.
Me: Um, ok. Did you hear about the new kid?
Friend: YeAH hE's iN mY sEcoND HoUr.
Me: dude, I think your cap locks is having a seizure.
Friend: nO iT'S nOt.
Me: Check again, and this time actually look at your phone, not your dick. It's never gonna grow long enough.
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"Hey girl, quit acting like North Korea and blow me already"
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:00 in Pick Up Lines Favorites
"Hey girl, quit acting like North Korea and blow me already"
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