Once there was an horse.If someone rides on to it and says "Motherf*cker"than it runs like nobody can catch it and to stop it has to say "Bitch".

A man comes up there looking at the horse decides to get a ride so sits on it and says "motherf*cker" than he goes down the hill across the hill suddenly he realized that there was a cliff on the way immediately not stopped then he'll fall from the cliff.

With nervousness he forgets how to stop it somehow he remembers and stop it while the horse back two legs was only on the ground other two were hanging at the edge.

Takes a deep breath and says-Almost died Motherf*cker

It was a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

*me and my causin playing a game*
CAUSIN:how do you punch?
ME:why
causin:because i want to know!
me :why
causin:cause i want to be the best
me:why
causin:CAUSE I WANT TO BEAT YOU CUNT!!!
SO TELL ME WHAT BUTTON!!!
..............
ME:THE DAMN Y BUTTONN!!
causin:oh god...WHY!

WISDOM:
If you woke up one day with two balls, you're a man.
If you woke up with three balls, you're the ultimate man.
If you woke up with four balls, Run, someone's f*cking you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have a gun.

Get in the van.