Treat a gamer like you would treat a tomato. Give them food and drink and don't leave them in direct sunlight.

A midget bought a book, 'How to make yourself taller.'

She stood on it.

I'm dressing as a democrat this Halloween. I'm going to take half of all the kids candy and give it to the kids who were too lazy to go trick-r-treating.

I'm sending the woman I'm dating a drawing of our wedding.
And on the other side of the page her funeral so she knows what her options are.